Movie Reviews of Fight Club
- You ever see Fight Club? Neither did I. This is a review about the last Batman to come out. The one with the guy from American Psycho and the old dude who's in Noises Off. Did anyone see that movie? That was a good movie. The guy from Superman was in that, and he's not bad in that. He's not a brilliant actor, but he's always trying, y'know? Like The Beatles, even when they have shitty songs (and there's a couple of them, especially early on) they're making an effort. It's like, Danny DeVito. Not a good actor. But he's always giving one-hundred-and-ten-percent, like. You ever see that movie Matilda, about this little bratty adopted kid with a psychotic principal at her new school. I think she had some friend. Also, she's a psychic or something. Yeah. So this girl, Matilda, is some sort of genius, like the teacher is all, "And one day you'll be able to multiply 395 times 449," and Matilda is like "that's 177,355, woman!" Anyway, DeVito is stellar in that. And the last Batman wasn't bad either, though poor guy from A Knight's Tale, rest in peace. Memento Mori.
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